From: "Good News, Etc." of San Diego, a throw-away Christian paper: CYBERSPACE CHURCH DEVOTED TO ELVIS It had to happen sooner or later. A pop singer known to followers as "The King" and frequently "sighted" after his death was bound to inspire a religion. After decades of informal worship, devotees of the late Elvis Presley have formed a new religious organization, the First Presleyterian Church of Elvis the Divine. The tongue-in-cheek group holds weekly services in cyberspace, and boasts about 200 members. These prophets of Presley are urged to face Las Vegas once a day, make a pilgrimage to Graceland, eat six meals a day (plus frequent snacks), and fight the forces of the evil anti-Elvis, Michael Jackson (who at one time was married to Presley's daughter). The church was founded as a joke in 1988, but has taken off with popularization of the Internet's World Wde Web. It recently got a boost from Lehigh University in Bethlehem, PA, where religion professor Norman Giradot teaches a class titled "Jesus, Buddah, Confucius and Elvis." The founders of the church sell T-shirts and plan to publish the "New and Improved Testament of Elvis," which predicts that Elvis will descend from heaven in a pink Cadillac and throw high-fat snacks to his believers. [I hope these guys are giving due reverence to saint/prophet Stephanie Pierce who established the original Church of Elvis in Portland, Oregon. See "Visiting the Artomat" 2/27/95 in the Fun_People archive or just read these diary notes from the "Slacking in Oregon" web page at - psl More notes on Oregon 24 Hour Church of Elvis Portland is a diverse town with much to see. But, the most memorable thing is the "24 Hour Church of Elvis." On a side street, a store front filled with pictures, cutouts, and television screens flash. This collage can only be described as a low-tech "virtual reality multi-media" experience. Pictures of Elvis spin as one witnesses the "Miracle of the Spinning Elvises." A cheap computer walks a user through a menu of options like: "Get married, find redemption, find out about a past life." Each of these paths branch off into other screens. Each offers a toy surprise at the end. For example, the past life option asks you what you thought you were in a past life. Then it goes off to make a prediction of your past. A sticker and a piece of paper appear in a dispenser. The sticker reads: "Hello my name was: Leroy." The paper describes the life an anonymous mechanic. Each one of the options are so damn clever. This person obviously understands Elvis' role in the psyche of America. "Share the Elvis"