The Top 15 Cool Things About a Car that
          Goes Faster than the Speed of Light
    
15 Sleep 'til noon.  Still get to work by 8:00am!
    
14 Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
    
13 Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
    
12 Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
    
11 Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.
    
10 Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
    
 9 LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.
    
 8 You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black
   hole driving home from work.
    
 7 You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear
   horizontal stripes.
    
 6 That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
    
 5 Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.
    
 4 Bugs never see you comin'.
    
 3 Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan
   "It's there before you order or it's free!"
    
 2 License plate: "Me=mc2"
    
 1 Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week!