God calls a conference with Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsen, and Bill Gates to tell them that the world is in such dissarray that He's going to destroy it on January 1, 1997 and there is no way to change that decision. Bill Clinton goes back and makes the following announcement. "I have good and bad news. The good news it that there IS a God. The bad news is that he will destroy the world on January 1, 1997 and there's no way to change the decision." Boris Yeltsen goes back and makes the following announcement. "I have bad news and bad news. The bad news is that there is a God. The other bad news is that God will destroy the earth on January 1, 1997 and there is no way to change His decision." Bill Gates goes back and makes the following announcement: "I have good news and good news. The good news is that God think's I'm one of the three most important people in the world. And the good news is that we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows '95!"