Honk If You Love The Lord

The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a 
"HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back 
bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience 
followed!

    I was stopped at a light at a busy intersection, just lost in the lord, and 
didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I 
found lots of people who love Jesus.

    Why the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the 
lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!"
as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS 
CHRIST GO!"
    
    Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and 
smiled to all of those loving people. There must of been a guy from Florida 
back there because I could here him yelling something about a "sunny beach", 
and saw him waving in a funny way with his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my two kids what that meant. They squirmed, looked at each other, 
giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign so I leaned out the 
window and gave him the good luck sign back.
    
    Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and 
yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother 
trucker," or mothers from there. Maybe he was from Florida too. He must really 
love the Lord.

    A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they 
got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, 
but just then I noticed the light had changed to yellow, and I stepped on the 
gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the 
intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the 
window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I 
drove away.

    Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.