10. How many IS guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll put you in the queue and get back to you next week.

9. How many Mac users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulbs are made of glass, and that makes them too much like Windows.

8. How many OS/2 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's never been put to the test: OS/2 bulbs are crash-resistant.

7. How many support technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Please hold and someone will be with you shortly.

6. How many Windows 3.1 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one at a time; they don't do preemptive multitasking.

5. How many Windows 95 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like, but only if your system meets or exceeds a fast 486 processor with 16MB of RAM.

4. How many Evangelistas does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them. One to publish the old bulb's email address and the rest mail-bomb it until it goes away.

3. How many America Online users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for new lightbulbs to be added.

2. How many computer magazine editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
We don't know, they never return calls or email.

1. How many Webmasters does it take to change a lightbulb?
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